FUNNY JOKES

Hey bannana do you know how to do the splits? If I did I would be a bannana split! What kind of dog does Count Dracula have? A blood hound! I'm running out of jokes here. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This isn't funny any more. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Stop laughing! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

NIGHT AND DAY

In the day it is nice bright with smiles.In the night it is very quite while everyones asleep.In the middle it is really LOUD.Sometimes you think I am not home because I am downstairs in front of the t.v.I like to wrestle my little brother.My favorite t.v show is WWE wrestling.We rock!

THE ADVENTURES OF THE GOLDEN CHIPMUNK AND HIS BROTHER THE BLACK PANTHER,EPISODE 1

It was a walk though the forest just like every other day with my brother until we came across a black panther that was hurt so I told my brother that we needed to help it and he agreed with me.We walked up to it to help it and we heard a noise.I told him to stay here with the panther while I go and check it out,so he said o.k.When I came back I had a little chipmunk that was hurt in my arms and we stood side by side and helped the two animals and when we were done the to animals faced us and bowed to us and SPOKE to us and said thank you for helping us now we will return the favor by giving the power of us,then the black panther turned to my brother and said "For your bravery I give to you the speed of me,the strength of me and finally my claws,"then it put it's paw on him and roared.When it was done the chipmunk turned to me and said"For your kindness I give to you my speed,my strength,my claws ,and my ability to climb super fast,"then it put its paw on me and said "I give what I said to the one who was kind," then it happend,I transformed into the Golden Chipmunk my brother into the Black Panther,that very day two heros were born. I turned and looked at my brother and saw a black panther staring right back at me on two legs and we both said at the same time "What the heck is..." and then we both screamed at the same and then I said "Is that you bro,"he said yes and then I said"then that means" and then I looked down at my chest and saw fur and claws we had become the greatest superheros of all time.

HOW MY LIFE SUCKS

I hate how the people who want a perfect life try to get it by ruinning other peoples lives and especially mine.I just wish people would pick on no one at all.I just wish I didn't have to be the perfect child all the stinken time can't I be myself for once,I mean give me a break for once.This computer is a piece crap.

STORY TIME

Once opon a time there was a big fat boy who's name was landon who liked to pick his nose and his favorite song was ''I like big butts and I can not lie my other brothers can not denie.''He was at home plaing Astro when all of the sudden a beam of black light hit him in the stomach and he became a supervillan named Dr.Jerkface and he robbed the town of memory and beccame mayor.One day a boy who's name was devin got zaped by a red beam of light and became a supehero named Chipmunk Boy and he defeated Dr.Jerkface and gave everyone back their memory.Then he zaped landon back into his old self.The end.Well i'm glad that's over with or is it.

My Life

It all started when I was adopted by laura and jim peiffer,who I now call mom and dad.My life also changed when I got a little brother named Landon [but his old name used to be jason.]I also have two even younger brothers named Ian and Nolan.Landon is 8,Ian is 7,and Nolan is 5.Landon is strong,Ian is funny,and Nolan looks like me when I was his age.I like my dad more than my mom because he is more funner than her. I love my mom and dad because they are the best ones I ever had.I wish that things would be much easier to do.I also wish that I didn't have to do the dishes.I wish I could jump all the way to Saturn.

The start of Iron Rhino

I'm devin james peiffer and I want to be a hero,a hero named.........Iron Rhino.I'll become a hero once I move out,get my own place,build a secert enterance to my basement after I turn it into a hitech computer room where I can see everything that is going on ether good or evil,then I get rid of all evidence of it and the staircase so no one but me can get in or out so no one will find out my secert idenety and all my loved ones can be safe from danger and my enemies will never destory me by telling everyone my idenity and my sidekick's namewill be chipmunk boy.