HOW MY LIFE SUCKS

I hate how the people who want a perfect life try to get it by ruinning other peoples lives and especially mine.I just wish people would pick on no one at all.I just wish I didn't have to be the perfect child all the stinken time can't I be myself for once,I mean give me a break for once.This computer is a piece crap.

STORY TIME

Once opon a time there was a big fat boy who's name was landon who liked to pick his nose and his favorite song was ''I like big butts and I can not lie my other brothers can not denie.''He was at home plaing Astro when all of the sudden a beam of black light hit him in the stomach and he became a supervillan named Dr.Jerkface and he robbed the town of memory and beccame mayor.One day a boy who's name was devin got zaped by a red beam of light and became a supehero named Chipmunk Boy and he defeated Dr.Jerkface and gave everyone back their memory.Then he zaped landon back into his old self.The end.Well i'm glad that's over with or is it.

My Life

It all started when I was adopted by laura and jim peiffer,who I now call mom and dad.My life also changed when I got a little brother named Landon [but his old name used to be jason.]I also have two even younger brothers named Ian and Nolan.Landon is 8,Ian is 7,and Nolan is 5.Landon is strong,Ian is funny,and Nolan looks like me when I was his age.I like my dad more than my mom because he is more funner than her. I love my mom and dad because they are the best ones I ever had.I wish that things would be much easier to do.I also wish that I didn't have to do the dishes.I wish I could jump all the way to Saturn.

The start of Iron Rhino

I'm devin james peiffer and I want to be a hero,a hero named.........Iron Rhino.I'll become a hero once I move out,get my own place,build a secert enterance to my basement after I turn it into a hitech computer room where I can see everything that is going on ether good or evil,then I get rid of all evidence of it and the staircase so no one but me can get in or out so no one will find out my secert idenety and all my loved ones can be safe from danger and my enemies will never destory me by telling everyone my idenity and my sidekick's namewill be chipmunk boy.